1 00:00:00,809 --> 00:00:02,670 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,792 --> 00:00:06,270 Graduation-- 3 00:00:06,409 --> 00:00:08,157 the pomp, the circumstance, 4 00:00:08,294 --> 00:00:10,359 but at Orson Technical Institute, 5 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:13,106 utility room C, there wasn't much of either. 6 00:00:13,207 --> 00:00:17,748 Congratulations to the class of first quarter 2013! 7 00:00:18,951 --> 00:00:20,910 Class of first quarter 2013 rules! 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,436 Aha! Way to go, mom! 9 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:26,429 Aw. 10 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:27,785 I'm really proud of you, Frankie. 11 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:29,701 Well, I think I can speak for all of us 12 00:00:29,838 --> 00:00:31,921 when I say you're a true inspiration. 13 00:00:32,042 --> 00:00:33,255 And if we can achieve... 14 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:34,285 You're not getting a car. 15 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:36,430 God! But-- ugh. You're gonna get a job. 16 00:00:36,571 --> 00:00:39,455 I'm sorry. I'm so confused. What was all this for? 17 00:00:40,371 --> 00:00:42,515 Okay, turn into the kitchen. 18 00:00:44,406 --> 00:00:46,113 To the right. To the right. 19 00:00:46,211 --> 00:00:47,703 Okay, stop. Watch your head. 20 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,270 Darrin lost at crazy eights, 21 00:00:49,378 --> 00:00:51,415 and now he has to carry me everywhere today. 22 00:00:51,623 --> 00:00:54,810 Now that Sue and Darrin had graduated to full-time couple, 23 00:00:54,935 --> 00:00:56,754 Axl decided for the sake of their friendship 24 00:00:56,885 --> 00:00:59,228 he'd suck it up and swallow his feelings. 25 00:00:59,331 --> 00:01:00,300 Mind if I talk to my friend, 26 00:01:00,397 --> 00:01:01,840 or is that not allowed? 27 00:01:01,983 --> 00:01:03,359 Oh! Please. 28 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,303 I'm not one of those girls 29 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:06,917 who has to be with her boyfriend 24/7. 30 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:09,960 So what's up? 31 00:01:10,082 --> 00:01:12,009 Well, while you've been busy giving dorkyback rides, 32 00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:13,576 I've been out marketing our band, 33 00:01:13,632 --> 00:01:16,084 and guess what-- I got us our first paying gig. 34 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:16,958 Avert your eyes 35 00:01:17,066 --> 00:01:19,057 or risk being blinded by my awesomeness. 36 00:01:19,195 --> 00:01:20,581 You're kidding. That's great! 37 00:01:20,703 --> 00:01:22,756 Now get ready, 'cause we are on a rocket ship to stardom. 38 00:01:22,829 --> 00:01:25,057 We are playing at the Orson Dollar Days! 39 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,604 The one they do in the parking lot every year 40 00:01:26,702 --> 00:01:27,928 behind the shoe warehouse? 41 00:01:28,025 --> 00:01:30,666 Not only that, but they're paying us $50, 42 00:01:30,803 --> 00:01:32,747 or 100 Dollar Day dollars. 43 00:01:32,865 --> 00:01:34,576 No expiration date, discount merchandise only, 44 00:01:34,669 --> 00:01:36,283 - all sales, final, blah. - This is awesome. 45 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:37,299 Maybe I could use my cut 46 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:39,929 to buy Sue those imitation Ugg boots she wants. 47 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:43,838 Yeah, I think Ugg boots would be the perfect gift for Sue. 48 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:46,487 What? They would. 49 00:01:47,338 --> 00:01:48,749 So what do you think of this? 50 00:01:48,844 --> 00:01:49,628 I like it. 51 00:01:49,717 --> 00:01:50,676 Well, how 'bout this one? 52 00:01:50,788 --> 00:01:52,214 Yeah. Like that one, too. 53 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:55,155 Mike. You're just trying to get out of helping. 54 00:01:55,246 --> 00:01:56,060 Did it work? 55 00:01:56,161 --> 00:01:59,501 Oh, I can't believe I actually have to go on interviews now. 56 00:01:59,634 --> 00:02:02,402 Maybe I should take a sip of wine before I go in. 57 00:02:02,517 --> 00:02:04,684 People always say I'm great at parties. 58 00:02:05,245 --> 00:02:06,295 Don't know how many dentists 59 00:02:06,416 --> 00:02:08,466 are looking for a drunk Beyonce impersonator, 60 00:02:08,568 --> 00:02:10,129 but worth a shot. 61 00:02:10,245 --> 00:02:11,486 Brick, what are you doing? 62 00:02:11,813 --> 00:02:13,247 Oh, I'm earning my family life badge 63 00:02:13,362 --> 00:02:14,762 for Prairie Scouts. 64 00:02:15,676 --> 00:02:17,765 You-- you're in Scouts? Since when? 65 00:02:17,866 --> 00:02:20,378 Joined a couple weeks ago. Did I not tell you? 66 00:02:20,491 --> 00:02:21,817 You did not. 67 00:02:22,449 --> 00:02:23,562 Well, who did I tell? 68 00:02:23,712 --> 00:02:26,462 Well, I think it's great that you've joined something, Brick. 69 00:02:26,574 --> 00:02:28,344 But Scouts? Really? 70 00:02:28,469 --> 00:02:30,363 I checked out an old handbook from the library, 71 00:02:30,499 --> 00:02:32,040 and I found it very appealing. 72 00:02:32,149 --> 00:02:34,680 And it has an interesting font-- Menlo Bold. 73 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,415 Menlo Bold. 74 00:02:36,702 --> 00:02:37,944 Now can you please sign this, 75 00:02:38,053 --> 00:02:39,871 saying that I completed the task in an efficient manner 76 00:02:39,976 --> 00:02:41,320 with a first-rate attitude? 77 00:02:41,714 --> 00:02:42,648 Mm-hmm. 78 00:02:43,366 --> 00:02:44,309 There you go. 79 00:02:45,239 --> 00:02:47,669 Oh, and I'm going to need $40. 80 00:02:49,688 --> 00:02:51,097 Hmm. 81 00:02:51,198 --> 00:02:53,734 I'd hold off on that check. You know he's just gonna quit. 82 00:02:53,897 --> 00:02:56,489 You know, you should be thrilled, Mike. 83 00:02:56,596 --> 00:02:59,234 Your odd son wants to do a boy thing. 84 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,239 Yeah. I've been burned before, Frankie. 85 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:03,816 Remember basketball? All he did was count the dribbles. 86 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:05,849 I don't know. He seems to be really into it this time. 87 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:07,291 This could be his thing. 88 00:03:07,483 --> 00:03:08,581 It's not his thing. 89 00:03:08,686 --> 00:03:10,387 Oh, yeah? You don't know that. 90 00:03:10,508 --> 00:03:11,932 He made our bed. 91 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 92 00:03:20,477 --> 00:03:22,161 Packin' it in and hittin' the road? 93 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,451 My Scout troop's going camping this weekend. 94 00:03:24,569 --> 00:03:26,619 Camping? You remember what that is, right? 95 00:03:26,751 --> 00:03:29,203 When we slept in a tent, outside with the bugs? 96 00:03:29,305 --> 00:03:31,749 I know. I'm gonna get my camping badge. 97 00:03:32,406 --> 00:03:34,483 But I can't go if I don't get that check. 98 00:03:34,592 --> 00:03:35,409 So... 99 00:03:35,511 --> 00:03:37,207 Yeah. About that, look, Brick, 100 00:03:37,306 --> 00:03:39,404 we can't afford to just fork over 40 bucks 101 00:03:39,508 --> 00:03:41,035 for something you're just gonna quit. 102 00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:42,606 I get your concern. 103 00:03:42,909 --> 00:03:44,824 I understand I've been a quitter in the past. 104 00:03:45,187 --> 00:03:47,363 That's mom's influence. 105 00:03:47,459 --> 00:03:49,644 - Yeah, probably. - But not this time. 106 00:03:49,775 --> 00:03:50,944 I'm committed, dad. 107 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:52,283 I'm in it till the end. 108 00:03:52,428 --> 00:03:54,739 Okay. Well, you realize the end is not tomorrow. 109 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:56,476 We're gonna get our 40 bucks worth of fun out of this 110 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:58,272 no matter how miserable you are. 111 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,390 It's all good, dad. I've got this. 112 00:04:02,831 --> 00:04:04,553 I didn't get the job. 113 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:06,883 Aw. Well, don't worry. 114 00:04:07,028 --> 00:04:09,571 You'll get 'em next time. Right? 115 00:04:10,278 --> 00:04:11,588 I'm not so sure, Mike. 116 00:04:11,691 --> 00:04:13,524 Apparently, in order to get a job, 117 00:04:13,639 --> 00:04:15,692 you have to know who you are. 118 00:04:15,884 --> 00:04:16,826 Well, I know who you are. 119 00:04:16,928 --> 00:04:18,133 You're someone who needs a job. 120 00:04:18,234 --> 00:04:20,166 Well, that's not enough anymore. 121 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:21,735 It's a whole thing now. 122 00:04:21,832 --> 00:04:23,250 You gotta be able to sell yourself. 123 00:04:23,434 --> 00:04:25,779 I wasn't even able to sell a car. 124 00:04:25,893 --> 00:04:28,152 How the heck am I supposed to sell myself? 125 00:04:28,252 --> 00:04:30,421 That's true. That is why you got fired. 126 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,197 I was not fired, Brick. I was let-- ugh. 127 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:35,810 Anyway, the whole way home, I'm thinkin', 128 00:04:35,979 --> 00:04:39,437 "I don't know. Do I even know who I am anymore?" 129 00:04:39,704 --> 00:04:41,650 I mean, okay, help me out here. 130 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:42,618 Come on. Just give me something. 131 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,066 If you had one word to describe me, 132 00:04:44,169 --> 00:04:45,204 what would it be? 133 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,182 - Lazy. - Angry. - Tired. 134 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:47,529 Hey, hey, hey. One at a time. 135 00:04:47,684 --> 00:04:48,993 - Lazy. - Angry. 136 00:04:49,108 --> 00:04:49,881 Tired. 137 00:04:50,047 --> 00:04:52,205 Actually, "lazy" and "tired" are kind of the same thing. 138 00:04:52,329 --> 00:04:55,489 Yeah, but I still think she's more lazy than angry. 139 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,702 I don't know. If you call her on being lazy, 140 00:04:57,802 --> 00:04:59,296 - she gets really angry. - Mm. 141 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:00,514 That's not fair. 142 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:01,535 Thank you. 143 00:05:01,659 --> 00:05:03,342 She's only angry because she's getting older, 144 00:05:03,466 --> 00:05:04,685 nothing turned out like she wanted, 145 00:05:04,799 --> 00:05:06,604 and now at this late stage of her life, 146 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:09,006 when she should be able to kick back and relax, 147 00:05:09,146 --> 00:05:11,238 she's stuck grabbing at her one last chance 148 00:05:11,328 --> 00:05:13,302 to try and make something of herself. 149 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:15,755 Wait. What about naggy? 150 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:17,449 - Good answer. - Oh, good answer. 151 00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:18,767 - Very good answer. - Good answer. 152 00:05:18,869 --> 00:05:20,178 Okay, that's enough. 153 00:05:20,283 --> 00:05:23,747 The reason your mom is tired, lazy, and irritable 154 00:05:23,868 --> 00:05:25,068 is 'cause of you guys. 155 00:05:25,184 --> 00:05:27,813 No one... said... irritable. 156 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,308 Okay, fine. You're not irritable. 157 00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:31,829 You know what? Forget it. You people are useless. 158 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:35,322 We were only trying to help. God, she is so ungrateful. 159 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,169 Ooh! Ungrateful! 160 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:38,856 - Good answer. - Good answer. 161 00:05:38,955 --> 00:05:40,925 - Good answer. - Good answer. 162 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:52,352 Whoo! 163 00:05:52,523 --> 00:05:53,333 This'll be, like, 164 00:05:53,445 --> 00:05:55,705 our Axl And The Ax Men signature pose. 165 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,332 We should seriously try to patent it. 166 00:05:57,662 --> 00:05:59,576 Uh, yeah. I've been thinking... 167 00:05:59,686 --> 00:06:03,553 our name sounds a little... '50s, or whatever. 168 00:06:03,668 --> 00:06:04,684 What are you talking about? 169 00:06:04,776 --> 00:06:06,682 Well, Sue had an interesting idea. 170 00:06:06,794 --> 00:06:08,909 Yeah. Okay. 171 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:10,663 Yeah. Well, we were hanging out, 172 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,161 you know, and talking and stuff, 173 00:06:12,351 --> 00:06:15,346 and I thought maybe it did sound a little... blah. 174 00:06:15,581 --> 00:06:18,872 But then we thought what if it had all your names-- 175 00:06:18,957 --> 00:06:21,071 Darrin, Sean, Axl-- 176 00:06:21,216 --> 00:06:23,324 Daseanax. 177 00:06:23,434 --> 00:06:24,516 What? 178 00:06:24,609 --> 00:06:26,121 Daseanax? 179 00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:28,308 Huh. That's actually pretty cool. 180 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,716 Oh, my God. In what universe? 181 00:06:30,805 --> 00:06:32,667 We are a brand-- 182 00:06:32,772 --> 00:06:34,948 Axl And The Axmen. 183 00:06:35,086 --> 00:06:36,191 And, yes, my name's on it. 184 00:06:36,303 --> 00:06:37,539 But I'm the one who started the band, 185 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,025 I'm the one who got us this gig, 186 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,527 and I was the one who was up all last night 187 00:06:40,623 --> 00:06:42,105 working on a new album cover! 188 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:43,284 No, you didn't. 189 00:06:43,425 --> 00:06:46,116 You watched "Titanic" with mom and then you went to bed. 190 00:06:46,457 --> 00:06:49,154 I think he was crying. He cries a lot. 191 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:50,573 Let's just play. 192 00:06:50,722 --> 00:06:52,521 One, two, three, four! 193 00:06:56,464 --> 00:06:57,944 Dude, dude, you are killing the song. 194 00:06:58,046 --> 00:06:59,192 We need more egg. 195 00:06:59,276 --> 00:07:01,608 I can't drum and play the egg at the same time. 196 00:07:01,731 --> 00:07:02,915 I'm not an octopus. 197 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:05,793 Uh, I'll do it. 198 00:07:05,898 --> 00:07:07,709 I-I played the tambourine for Reverend Timtom. 199 00:07:07,816 --> 00:07:08,825 And I don't wanna brag, 200 00:07:08,923 --> 00:07:11,252 but I was pretty good. 201 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:13,632 Nope. No way! Not happening. 202 00:07:13,729 --> 00:07:15,744 My sister is not in the band. 203 00:07:15,854 --> 00:07:17,388 We're out of hands, Axl. 204 00:07:17,461 --> 00:07:19,280 The song doesn't rock without the egg. 205 00:07:19,378 --> 00:07:20,753 We got no choice. 206 00:07:21,227 --> 00:07:22,930 I say we give her a chance. 207 00:07:24,317 --> 00:07:25,775 Yeah! 208 00:07:32,556 --> 00:07:35,133 Okay. If I'm at a social event, 209 00:07:35,245 --> 00:07:37,417 am I a party princess, 210 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:39,074 a solitary Suzy, 211 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,433 or in the corner, talking to the principal? 212 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:43,560 What are you doing? 213 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:46,315 Well, I'm still trying to figure out who I am. 214 00:07:46,445 --> 00:07:48,664 And Sue told me to go to kickinitteenstyle.com 215 00:07:48,775 --> 00:07:50,279 and take the personality quiz. 216 00:07:50,393 --> 00:07:52,791 You're taking life advice from Sue? 217 00:07:52,887 --> 00:07:53,958 You've seen her life, right? 218 00:07:54,051 --> 00:07:55,757 I'm desperate, okay? 219 00:07:55,914 --> 00:07:58,619 All right. So-- so who am I? Who am I? 220 00:07:58,751 --> 00:08:00,788 I... I... I... 221 00:08:00,923 --> 00:08:02,637 Ooh. I'm a good snapper. 222 00:08:03,058 --> 00:08:04,886 - Seriously. - Well, you're a great mom. 223 00:08:05,095 --> 00:08:06,321 Yeah. 224 00:08:06,491 --> 00:08:09,185 I know I'm a great mom. Duh, Mike. 225 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:11,632 But being a great mom isn't gonna get me a job. 226 00:08:11,753 --> 00:08:13,388 Who am I other than that? 227 00:08:13,506 --> 00:08:15,270 I-I really don't know. 228 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:19,289 Okay. What about nice? I'm nice. 229 00:08:19,605 --> 00:08:20,171 Eh. 230 00:08:20,286 --> 00:08:22,191 Okay, then, how 'bout hard worker? 231 00:08:22,408 --> 00:08:24,696 Yeah. That's not true, either. 232 00:08:32,202 --> 00:08:33,640 Hang on. 233 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,672 Isn't this your social skills group? 234 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:38,075 Yeah. We went to a regular Scout meeting before, 235 00:08:38,202 --> 00:08:39,241 but after a few weeks, 236 00:08:39,362 --> 00:08:40,714 they decided to give us our own troop. 237 00:08:40,835 --> 00:08:41,958 Wasn't that nice? 238 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:44,317 You know what time it is, boy? 239 00:08:44,574 --> 00:08:45,967 I'll tell you what time it is-- 240 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,300 it's late o'clock. 241 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,686 Told you we didn't have time to stop for a sausage biscuit. 242 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:52,019 Mike Heck. Brick's dad. 243 00:08:52,445 --> 00:08:54,577 Okay. I got him. You can go. 244 00:08:54,777 --> 00:08:57,202 Huh. Yeah, hey, uh, 245 00:08:57,316 --> 00:08:59,234 maybe I didn't read the permission slip too clearly. 246 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,389 But, uh, where exactly are you taking 'em? 247 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:02,950 We're going out there, 248 00:09:03,512 --> 00:09:06,662 in the deep woods, where a man can get lost, 249 00:09:07,351 --> 00:09:10,538 where he's got no past, no future. 250 00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:12,923 Only the now. 251 00:09:13,766 --> 00:09:14,927 Uh-huh. 252 00:09:15,318 --> 00:09:17,618 And, uh, where is that, exactly? 253 00:09:18,066 --> 00:09:20,767 Oh, no, soldier. That's classified. 254 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,179 He's got my ax! 255 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,305 Tell him it's my turn with the ax! 256 00:09:24,509 --> 00:09:26,405 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 257 00:09:26,487 --> 00:09:28,169 Hey. Hey. 258 00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:30,061 That's the way you hold a knife when you're whittling. 259 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,437 That's how you hold a knife when you're gonna kill a man. 260 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:36,215 Oh. I see. Thanks, Mr. Stokes. 261 00:09:37,747 --> 00:09:38,815 I'll tell you what, Mr. Stokes, 262 00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:40,736 while you're gettin' lost in the deep woods, 263 00:09:40,836 --> 00:09:42,720 these kids are gonna be doing something else. 264 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,164 But, dad, this is the most 265 00:09:44,242 --> 00:09:46,432 I've ever not quit something my whole life. 266 00:09:46,646 --> 00:09:48,462 What are we all supposed to do now? 267 00:09:53,066 --> 00:09:55,133 So Mike found himself the unwitting Scoutmaster 268 00:09:55,236 --> 00:09:56,529 of troop crazy. 269 00:09:56,676 --> 00:09:58,405 All right. You all got your waters. 270 00:09:58,594 --> 00:10:00,280 Now go to bed. 271 00:10:00,619 --> 00:10:02,755 Can we get a bedtime story, Mr. Heck? 272 00:10:02,871 --> 00:10:05,050 I can't sleep without a bedtime story. 273 00:10:05,152 --> 00:10:06,298 According to this manual, 274 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:09,088 we're supposed to practice a duck and cover drill 275 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,180 in case the dirty commies lob a nuke at us 276 00:10:11,264 --> 00:10:12,495 - during the night. - No. 277 00:10:12,593 --> 00:10:14,325 We already built a fire, ate hot dogs, 278 00:10:14,426 --> 00:10:16,828 made a compass with a leaf, and practiced your salute. 279 00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:18,268 Let's just go to bed. 280 00:10:19,673 --> 00:10:23,223 Zack? Where you been? 281 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:24,494 I've been calling for you. 282 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,448 No more chasing birds. It's lights out. 283 00:10:26,535 --> 00:10:27,600 I'm hungry. 284 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,440 Ham and cheese! 285 00:10:31,536 --> 00:10:33,620 While Mike was making three PBandJs-- 286 00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:35,381 one with crust, two without-- 287 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,251 two ham and cheeses, an iced tea... 288 00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:38,967 three juices, and a saucer of milk, 289 00:10:39,102 --> 00:10:41,592 Axl was getting his band ready for their big night. 290 00:10:42,818 --> 00:10:44,744 Okay. Checked the schedule. 291 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,010 We're going on between 292 00:10:46,109 --> 00:10:48,429 the Fancy Feet "Gangnam Style" tap number 293 00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:49,805 and Itty Bitty Jujitsu. 294 00:10:49,912 --> 00:10:51,274 Whoo. Nice spot. 295 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:52,911 Those Jujitsu kids are really good. 296 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:54,245 Are you sure about this, Axl? 297 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,594 Guess I was expecting... I don't know, 298 00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:57,556 something a little more less sad. 299 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,277 Dude, every band's gotta pay their dues. 300 00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:01,355 This'll be a great story for "Rolling Stone" someday 301 00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:02,712 when we're kicking it in our mansions, 302 00:11:02,817 --> 00:11:05,006 trying to decide which Ferraris to take to go yachting. 303 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,672 It'll humanize us. 304 00:11:08,472 --> 00:11:09,747 Uh... what is that? 305 00:11:09,857 --> 00:11:11,346 Oh, okay, okay. 306 00:11:11,454 --> 00:11:13,841 The thing is, I had already ordered the sticker 307 00:11:13,948 --> 00:11:15,781 before you said you didn't want to change the name. 308 00:11:15,897 --> 00:11:18,514 And then I was gonna tell you, but then I forgot, 309 00:11:18,629 --> 00:11:21,032 so then I thought I would just bring it here anyway 310 00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:23,565 and see how everybody felt once it was here. 311 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:24,669 Well, I like it. 312 00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:26,538 I think it looks awesome, Sue. 313 00:11:26,648 --> 00:11:29,133 Do you, Darrin? Do you really think it looks awesome? 314 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,199 'Cause you know what I think? 315 00:11:30,325 --> 00:11:32,147 I think I've had it! 316 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:34,589 I have been so cool. So cool! 317 00:11:34,685 --> 00:11:35,848 But I am so sick of this! 318 00:11:35,997 --> 00:11:38,580 You... are Yoko-ing the band! 319 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:39,733 But not just the band, 320 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:42,593 you're Yoko-ing my school, you're Yoko-ing my house. 321 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:44,335 You two together are poison! 322 00:11:44,456 --> 00:11:46,164 You wanna be Daseanax? Fine. 323 00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:48,473 Go ahead. No, maybe you should be Daseansue, 324 00:11:48,596 --> 00:11:50,978 'cause the Ax Man... is out! 325 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:01,787 - Mr. Heck. - Hmm? 326 00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:04,019 I'm having a sock issue. 327 00:12:04,128 --> 00:12:05,547 They touched the ground. 328 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:07,581 Oh, it's okay. Use your backup socks. 329 00:12:07,671 --> 00:12:10,645 I did already. And my backup backup socks. 330 00:12:10,756 --> 00:12:13,967 This is an emergency. I need to go home. 331 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,686 Oh, no. You can't. No one's here at the house. 332 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,533 If I take you home, I gotta take everybody else with me. 333 00:12:19,642 --> 00:12:21,243 How 'bout I get you a pair of my socks? 334 00:12:21,786 --> 00:12:24,064 Unacceptable. Unacceptable. 335 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,366 Unacceptable! 336 00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,747 Can I sit up front with you, Mr. Heck? 337 00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:29,485 You're easy to talk to! 338 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,704 Here, kitty, kitty. 339 00:12:45,912 --> 00:12:48,183 While Mike was searching for a rogue Scout, 340 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:50,870 I was Aunt Edie's, talking to my mom. 341 00:12:50,988 --> 00:12:55,432 Look, honey, any dental office would be lucky to have you. 342 00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:57,108 Yeah, blah, blah, blah. 343 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,400 No. It's true. 344 00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:01,018 People have always loved being around you. 345 00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:03,677 All the moms wanted you in their carpool. 346 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,502 You were very lively. 347 00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:07,321 You know, I have noticed 348 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,333 that when I sign up for something at church, 349 00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:11,208 one or two people sign up after me. 350 00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:13,766 I did not give birth to average people. 351 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:16,569 I am telling you, you are the whole package. 352 00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:22,251 You are a warm, special, beautiful, amazing person. 353 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,700 And if they don't believe that, they can call me. 354 00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:28,285 Oh, thank you. 355 00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:30,897 Mom always seems to have the answers. 356 00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:32,935 Why did I ever move out? 357 00:13:35,886 --> 00:13:37,081 Hey, uh, look, 358 00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,242 about what happened before... 359 00:13:40,226 --> 00:13:41,754 I think we should talk. 360 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,272 Okay. I'm listening. 361 00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:46,520 We've been friends a long time. 362 00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:48,201 And I just want to say, 363 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,578 I feel you're being disrespectful to Sue. 364 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,677 What? Are-- are you kidding me? 365 00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:54,779 I don't know if you realize this, 366 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:57,076 but sometimes, you sort of make fun of her 367 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,679 and put her down. She has a lot to offer, 368 00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,613 - and I think you could be more supportive. - Wait. 369 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:04,938 Don't tell me how to treat Sue. She is my sister. 370 00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:06,368 And if I wanna rank on my sister 371 00:14:06,493 --> 00:14:07,877 or fart on my sister's head, 372 00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:09,875 I will fart on my sister's head. 373 00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:11,562 Maybe you can't see it 'cause you're her brother, 374 00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:13,864 but she's a sensitive, beautiful woman. 375 00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:16,461 Oh! Blah! Don't call my sister a woman! 376 00:14:16,602 --> 00:14:18,137 That is disgusting. And you know what? 377 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,323 You could have dated, like, any other girl in the world, 378 00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:22,068 but you just had to pick my sister. 379 00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:23,276 I really like her. 380 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,317 She's sweet and funny, and all these-- 381 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,052 Oh, my God, I will not stand by 382 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,740 while you say nice things about her. 383 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:29,631 Hey, hold on. 384 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,218 - I think we should talk about this. - No! I'm done! 385 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:32,609 Get out of my face! 386 00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:34,431 Did you just flick me? 387 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:35,754 Yeah. What? You wanna do something about it? 388 00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:36,785 Yeah. 389 00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:38,093 What the... 390 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,259 You little... 391 00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:41,709 Hey! Aah! 392 00:14:41,795 --> 00:14:42,770 Oh! 393 00:14:42,879 --> 00:14:44,396 Stupid sister lover! 394 00:14:44,494 --> 00:14:45,530 Aah! I hate you! 395 00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:46,636 You're goin' down! 396 00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:49,408 Ooh! Hey! Get-- 397 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:55,496 Stop! 398 00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:58,402 Stop! Stop it! You guys are friends! 399 00:14:58,583 --> 00:14:59,852 Aah! 400 00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:01,290 - Sue! - Sue! 401 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,847 How's it look? 402 00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:13,810 Good. You can hardly see it. 403 00:15:14,336 --> 00:15:15,448 Oh... 404 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,526 okay, listen, Darrin, 405 00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:19,414 I've been thinking... 406 00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:23,219 that punch in the face was a real slap in the face. 407 00:15:23,329 --> 00:15:24,808 You know, when we got together, 408 00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:27,915 we didn't even think about how it would affect anyone else. 409 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:31,704 And now we've just left a trail of destruction in our wake. 410 00:15:31,886 --> 00:15:33,433 I just feel like you and Axl 411 00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:35,768 have been friends for, like, ever. 412 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:39,009 And I don't wanna be the one to come between you two. 413 00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:40,338 Yeah. 414 00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:42,778 Wait a minute. 415 00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:44,772 Are you breaking up with me? 416 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:47,520 Oh, gosh. I've never done this before, 417 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:49,619 and I have no idea if I'm doing it right. 418 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,576 No. You're doing it right. 419 00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:55,701 I'm so sorry, Darrin. 420 00:15:56,146 --> 00:15:57,922 I really, really am. 421 00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,483 Breakups are tough. 422 00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:02,081 Matt broke my heart. 423 00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,301 And Brad and I split three years ago, 424 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,335 and he still hasn't kissed a girl. 425 00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:10,248 But I just feel like it's getting too hard. 426 00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:12,699 Yeah. Axl and I always said 427 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,946 we'd never let a woman come between us. 428 00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:16,961 That's a much easier pact to make 429 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:19,235 when you're 6 and girls have cooties. 430 00:16:21,103 --> 00:16:22,455 And when you think about it, 431 00:16:22,579 --> 00:16:25,668 you know, we only have two months of school left. 432 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,796 And I have all my sophomore activities, 433 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,904 and you have all your senior activities. 434 00:16:30,004 --> 00:16:33,451 And... what about all the girls at air conditioning school? 435 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:35,889 You're not gonna want to be tied down. 436 00:16:36,525 --> 00:16:40,014 I just feel like we'd be better friends. 437 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,252 I guess I can live with that. 438 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:46,257 But I'm always gonna think of you when I see a mirror ball. 439 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,293 And I'll always think of you when I dance... 440 00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:51,163 or taste blood. 441 00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:58,540 Mm! Ooh! It hurts so bad. 442 00:16:58,637 --> 00:17:01,020 I know. Me, too. 443 00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:06,683 Knock it off, Zack. Go back to sleep. 444 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:11,073 Brick, I think we should pull the plug on this thing. 445 00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:12,457 I am not quitting, dad. 446 00:17:12,547 --> 00:17:13,825 I'm in it to win it. 447 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:15,978 Do you want me to tell Zack you'll take him home 448 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,931 so we don't wake the other kids? 449 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,284 Mike didn't know it, but his night was just beginning. 450 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,182 One by one, he took each kid home 451 00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:26,013 from dusk all the way till dawn. 452 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,260 Brick, if you wanna go in the house, just go, 453 00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:31,695 but let me sleep. 454 00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:34,198 No. It's morning. I did it. 455 00:17:34,623 --> 00:17:36,440 Now would you please sign this 456 00:17:36,546 --> 00:17:37,785 saying that I showed perseverance 457 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,300 in the face of difficult obstacles 458 00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:41,151 and handled myself in a Scout-like manner 459 00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:43,277 worthy of camping badge? 460 00:17:43,381 --> 00:17:44,761 I'd say we both did. 461 00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:49,006 Now I need you to go get your mom, 462 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,814 roll me back onto my sleeping bag, 463 00:17:50,911 --> 00:17:52,781 and drag me into the house. 464 00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:58,335 Ah, hi. Frankie Heck. 465 00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:02,375 I am Ted. Doctor. Dr. Ted Goodwin, DDS, 466 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,188 from ICD-- Iowa College of Dentistry. 467 00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:07,344 Go, Hawks! I hated school. 468 00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:09,442 Hi. Frankie Heck. 469 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,961 I am sorry about this mess. 470 00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,079 I gotta get around to writing on these someday. 471 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,741 But I cannot find a pen. 472 00:18:17,912 --> 00:18:20,751 Uh, and after a while, you just get tired 473 00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:22,550 of writing, "Plaque. Plaque. Plaque." 474 00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,052 You know? 475 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,785 Orson has an intense plaque problem. 476 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:29,276 But I'm not one to speak out of school. 477 00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:34,546 Uh, so, I guess I ask you questions, right? 478 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:38,191 Okay. Well, tell me... 479 00:18:38,403 --> 00:18:40,647 who is Frankie Heck? 480 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:44,769 Well, I'm warm and special and amazing 481 00:18:44,877 --> 00:18:46,588 and beautiful and lively. 482 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,870 Oh, God. What was I thinking? 483 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,274 I should never have listened to my mother's load of crap. 484 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,273 Of course she said those things. She's my mother. 485 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,751 I sound like an idiot. 486 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,561 You know what? I don't know. 487 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,149 I just don't know. 488 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,964 You want one word to describe me? 489 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,302 "Mom." There. That's it. 490 00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:06,639 I can get dressed in under 30 seconds. 491 00:19:06,761 --> 00:19:09,126 I can pull anything out of my bag without looking. 492 00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:10,659 You need a quarter? 493 00:19:11,269 --> 00:19:12,631 Got it. Protein bar? 494 00:19:12,927 --> 00:19:15,562 How about a pen? Blue or black? 495 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,450 I can hold off creditors for months, 496 00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:20,819 I can listen to five conversations at the same time. 497 00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:23,992 Oh, and apparently, I'm a delight in a carpool. 498 00:19:24,086 --> 00:19:26,644 Okay. I suck. Good-bye. I'll let myself out. 499 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:27,884 Uh, uh, first of all, 500 00:19:28,232 --> 00:19:31,288 I love my mom. Moms are angels. 501 00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:33,433 Don't talk bad about moms. 502 00:19:33,537 --> 00:19:35,505 And I like that creditor thing. 503 00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:38,219 I used a lot of the government's money to go to school, 504 00:19:38,326 --> 00:19:39,982 and they kind of want it back. 505 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,509 Oh. Really? 506 00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:44,300 And how many kids did you say you have? 507 00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:47,542 'Cause I see a lot of 'em here, and they're nasty. 508 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,508 Oh, I have three wonderful children. 509 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,832 They're really more like my best friends. 510 00:19:52,923 --> 00:19:54,773 That's just like me and my mom. 511 00:19:57,373 --> 00:19:59,696 This just feels right to me. 512 00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:02,145 And I don't want to talk to any more people. 513 00:20:03,082 --> 00:20:04,812 You're hired. 514 00:20:04,941 --> 00:20:06,170 Are you serious? 515 00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:08,194 Oh! Thank God! 516 00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:09,684 Oh. Ooh. 517 00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:12,903 Sorry. It's probably too soon to do that. 518 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,006 Must have been that sip of wine 519 00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:16,143 I had before I came in. 520 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:18,618 We all earn badges in life. 521 00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:21,614 Some tell the world who you are, 522 00:20:22,411 --> 00:20:24,621 others tell the world of your achievements. 523 00:20:25,872 --> 00:20:27,623 Some will stay with you forever, 524 00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:30,281 and some you hope won't. 525 00:20:33,728 --> 00:20:35,231 Sorry about your face. 526 00:20:35,982 --> 00:20:39,014 I know. 'Cause it's so ugly. Ha ha. 527 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,891 Good one. 528 00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:44,483 But, no, I was actually asking how you're doing. 529 00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:47,489 Oh. Darrin and I broke up. 530 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,835 Ooh. Really? 531 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:54,495 Yeah. Well, it seemed like it was for the best. 532 00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:56,946 I think we're better as friends. 533 00:20:57,437 --> 00:20:58,993 Hey, uh... 534 00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,363 all that stuff I do to you... 535 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,644 it's just, you know, what we do. 536 00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:09,229 It doesn't mean anything, right? 537 00:21:10,008 --> 00:21:11,581 Right. 538 00:21:11,744 --> 00:21:13,612 Of course, I'm still gonna knock the plate out of your hand, 539 00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:14,569 tickle you till you pee, 540 00:21:14,657 --> 00:21:16,694 and make you smell my armpit from time to time. 541 00:21:17,582 --> 00:21:19,092 I understand. 542 00:21:19,206 --> 00:21:20,960 But I'll wait till you're feeling better. 543 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,671 I'm not a monster. 544 00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:25,851 You want a drink? 545 00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:29,715 Uh, no. My lip still hurts when I try to sip things. 546 00:21:29,811 --> 00:21:31,547 - Really? - Yeah. 547 00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:32,981 What are you gonna do with that bread then? 548 00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:35,833 Well, I can eat it, but I have to be sort of real careful... 549 00:21:36,384 --> 00:21:37,735 - Ahh. - Ahh. 550 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:42,107 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 551 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,127 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 552 00:21:46,177 --> 00:21:50,727 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0